Today was our virtual Travel day and strangely enough the participants decided to stay in the UK. Willowy Blond and family had a STAYCATION,  whilst we decamped to the 100 AKKER WOOD> No it is not a spelling mistake, that is how Pooh Bear spells it just as he spells honey HUNNY.

So what do you have to eat on a Staycation, well Fish and Chips ( I should have been on the Staycation as it is my all time favourite) whilst in the 100 Akker Wood, all we had was Hunny Sandwiches, which makes a change from Jam Butties I guess.

Himself really like Mackerel, ( me not so much, along with smoked haddock, shark and sword fish). I remember eating it in a restaurant in Berlin a life time ago, didn’t like it then and don’t like it now ! BUT I cook these thing for himself whilst I can have things I really like, such as Shrimp and avocados.

Consequently the other day, I cooked Mackerel, fresh out of the freezer, quickly defrosted and equally quickly cooked.

• 2 mackerel filets, with the skin on
• 2 tbsp flour plus 1 tsp of any of the following, paprika, harissa, chilli powder
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• a clove of garlic if desired
• juice and zest of a small orange
• 1-2 tsp harissa paste ( adds spice and flavour but don’t worry too much if you don’t have it, Sriracha can also be used.
• 50 grms of toasted pine nuts ( if you have them or try toasted almond flakes)
• small bunch of coriander

Whisk together 1 tbsp of the oil, the juice and the zest, and the harissa paste in a bowl

Heat the rest of the oil in a frying pan.

Roll the fish in the flour mixture, and fry the fish skin side down for about 6 minutes, quickly flip over just for a brief moment.

Pour over the sauce, bring to the boil and let the liquid become sticky. Serve with the nuts and coriander as garnish. See I said it was quick and easy and of course this sauce may be used on other fish or even chicken.

And what did we wear in the 100 AKKER Wood ( see Below) and as for the Staycationers, well they seemed to have showers but did not deter the youngest from swimming ! ( and note the busy buzzing bees in the 100 AKKER Wood!

 

Lost count yesterday, it happens when they all blur into one, but now I am back on track.

I did some baking, well not some just one, I made a cake. Himself has been sadly lacking in cake this week, so it was time for me to act.

I made a chocolate cake. I have made this cake and an alternative to this one for years. It was always the “Turn To” cake for birthdays and celebrations, so much so that I made it for both eldest daughters wedding and for my sons.

This particular version is made using ground almonds, very simple to make and very simple to decorate.

For 20cm spring form pan you will need, and oven temperature of 150 C

• 200 grms ( 8 oz) bitter chocolate
• 175 grms ( 6oz) of each, butter ( unsalted), caster sugar and ground almonds
• 6 eggs, separated
• a slug of rum, brandy or whisky. ( about 2 tablespoons)

1. Put the chocolate, broken into bits, along with the sugar and butter into a bowl and Microwave on high at two minute intervals, stirring in-between, should take maybe 4 mins.
2.  add the ground almonds
3. beat the egg whites until very stiff
4. add the yolks to the chocolate and the carefully add the whites
5. grease a spring form pan and pour in the mixture

Put on the middle shelf of the oven and bake for approx. 45 mins. Check, and make sure that the top is really form when pressed.

Remove and leave to cool somewhat before tipping out ( carefully ) onto a cooling tray.

When totally cool, put on a plate and make a glaze by melting again in the microwave on high but at one minuet intervals 100 grms bitter chocolate with tablespoon of sugar and 1 oz butter . Take a look and a quick stir, as very often the chocolate will look not melted.

Stir well and pour over the top of the cake and let it run down the sides.

Take a look at the wedding cakes, a lot of chocolate and eggs were used !!!

 

Another glorious day, here in paradise , And absolute Sods Law, that ever since we have been in Lockdown the sun has shone! And it has been the warmest and driest April, since records began! Is there a history lesson here, I wonder?

Today, was FISH FROM ISH DAY, yes I had another delivery from Ish for Fish and service in amazing. This is coming from someone who as a kid would help her brother tend his lines , collect the fish, skin and gut them and more recently being an absolute devotee of Billingsgate Fish market.

Having read how, amongst others the fish industry was really hurting, because, to whom do they sell most fish , restaurants of course. And where are the restaurants? Shut! Consequently many of the fish companies have gone high tech, online ordering, with prompt delivery, in ice , and vacuum packed, ready to be frozen! What’s, not to like? Nothing!

From the Gardeners, whose plants are going to die, to the fishermen, to the greengrocers of Covent Garden, to the Bakers, they are all offering a wonderful service. ( maybe I will scrub Holland and Barret from that list, groceries ordered on March 25 , I’m still waiting )

So, having said that fish arrived, the next dilemma was, what to do with it, scanning my numerous ebooks and websites I decided on one thing for starters, Smoked Haddock Soufflé. Himself really likes smoked haddock ( me, not so much) and I usually just poach it and serve on a bed of spinach with a poached egg or two on top. A quick and easy dinner for when time is short.

But, today I made the Smoked Haddock Soufflé, simplicity itself, and I won’t bore you with all the details, but in week 4; Day 2 I made a cheese soufflé, so this is exactly the same , except with just a small amount of cheese and poached smoked haddock. Quantities remain the same ( except for the cheese, 3 tbs of parmesan that’s all ) and a level tablespoon of Dijon Mustard.

Simply poach the fish ( a smallish filet) in either milk or water for 5 minutes , remove from pan, and remove the skin,and flake the fish. Make the soufflé as per the previous instructions and add the fish. Bake at 180 C for about 45 mins and serve with a salad !

Today I have another cauliflower, actually two, so after spraying with food safe disinfectant and rinsing and drying ( all this social distancing, cleaning, spraying is getting to me, it takes too long !) I cut the cauliflower into florets bagged it and stuffed most of it into the refrigerator. I have a couple of ideas up my sleeve for the rest of it, but for some of it, a simple cauliflower cheese. Well maybe not that simple, but there is ham in the refrigerator crying out ” My Turn, Use Me’!

And so Cauliflower and Ham gratin was born. Luckily for me Himself likes it very much, Gourmet food, Strange and Wonderful food, Simple food and even the Bizarre, he likes it all, the perfect mate for me to  cook for, especially as most of time I don’t eat what I am cooking !!

I am sure that everyone knows how to make a basic white/cheese sauce, however, I am all for making things super easy and with as little fuss and as few dirty dishes to clean up as possible. Hence I make my sauces in the Microwave, it is fast and easy to clean up.

For a basic sauce ( just in case you don’t know)

1. 15 grams (1oz) Butter
2. 15gms ( 1oz ) cornflour , note I use cornflour and not flour
3. 250 mls (1 1/4 us) Cups milk/ mixed or not with cream other milk substitutes can be used
4. +/-50 grams grated cheese ( I use Emmental or Gruyère , but cheddar is fine)
5. Pinch salt
6. Pinch of English mustard powder.

Put the everything ( except the cheese) into a microwave safe bowl or wide neck jug and microwave on hig for two minutes. Remove and stir, repeat this until the sauce is thick. If by any chance it goes a bit lumpy simply whisk it, and it will be fine. Add the cheese and stir well.

And of course to make a white sauce,omit the cheese and mustard. To make more of this as the quantity is fairly small, simply multiply the amounts. For a cheese sauce for the cauliflower double is what I do. I nearly always add some cream ( especially as it is beginning to go off !) and of course salt and pepper to taste.

Then very simply cook your cauliflower ( again I use the microwave, more energy efficient and no nutrients are lost in ) boiling, put the cauliflower into your serving dish along with the hame, pour over the sauce, a quick stir and Bobs Your Uncle !

I subscribe to several foodie websites, some of them American and quite bizarrely this popped up yesterday, I was intrigued, I think my version sounds much nicer and more sophisticated !

This dump-and-stir casserole recipe could not be easier. Fresh thyme and smoked paprika give the cauliflower an nice flavour without the cream ! In a large bowl, combine the cauliflower, sour cream, half the cheese, paprika, thyme, salt and red pepper. Transfer the mixture to the prepared dish and sprinkle the remaining cheese over the top. Bake for 30 minutes, until the cheese is melted and the top is lightly browned. Serve immediately.

So no sauce just the CREAM !

 

A friend said the other day, that her Mum always said, Waste Not Want No, as did my mother, and Jean is of the same Ilk, as she used up her squidgy tomatoes. I am very much of the same mind, it amazes me that in the UK 65% of adults say they throw food away, and to the tune of £9.5 BILLION each year. I grew up in a time of relative austerity, so if it looked good and smelt good, then it was probably still good.

Consequently, I made beetroot and orange soup yesterday, I have made it previously a completely made up recipe, but then aren’t all recipes made up, somewhere, sometime, somehow.

I bought from Marks and Spencer, a while ago a tub of their beetroot and orange soup,  to see what it was like and it was OK,  hence why I have made it on more than one occasion. Easy to make. Have also made beetroot and horseradish, which is equally lovely, the colour itself is very pleasing and also Beetroot and Horseradish Ice Cream to serve as a starter. Umm, it is really very nice. We first had this in Mexico, in a town called, San Miguel d”Allende. We were there for Easter 5 years ago with # daughter and family and baby Sam. A really lovely town, where we found this restaurant called ( funnily enough ) Restaurant, we liked it so much that we went there twice. And it was here that they served Beetroot and Horseradish Ice cream.

SO Beetroot Soup, and yes the ingredients needed using, the beetroot, been sitting in the refrigerator for a while and the oranges no looking great and the cream was going off as was the yoghurt.

This is all very much hit and miss, I used a

• packet of the precooked beetroot, ( 4 small ones),
• 4 clementines which I boiled/simmered for an hour or so for the them to become soft
• 500 mls vegetable stock
• a clove garlic chopped
• a small onion chopped
• a smallish lump ginger, peeled and chopped,
• 500 mls of any of the following or any of them combined to make up the quantity, cream, sour cream, plain unsweetened yoghurt, milk, skimmed, semi skimmed , full fat.
• a tablespoon sugar
• salt and pepper to taste.

Simply heat the stock add the onion, garlic and ginger and let them cook. Into a blender put the cooked clementines, Skin and all ( hopefully there are no pips) along with the beetroot, Carefully add the stock etc and give it a whizz. Return to saucepan, add the dairy of your choice ( also of course Oat Milk, Soy Milk, Almond Milk, all will work), Mix well and honestly that is that.

If you fancy trying out the Ice cream then go to https://oystersandchampagne.net/2018/10/13/amalfi-lemon-tart-and-beetroot-ice-cream

and there you will find my recipe.

Is it day two or is it day one, to be honest I’ve lost count, they do more or less blur into one !

All I know is, today was Sunday and Sunday is our cocktail day with the neighbours. All of us on our part of the top floor have inwards facing terraces, so we can stand on our own terrace, be much much more than 2 meters apart, have a drink, discuss what is going on and behave almost normally.

Today is also Story day for the three eldest grandchildren, and as Himself creates the story, it can be fairly time consuming, especially as after the last one Miss Tess declares that it was NOT his best !

For me, I pottered in the kitchen, made some more granola ( for me) made a crumble ( for him ) Mango, Rhubarb and Apple, using up stuff from the freezer, which also included the crumble topping, as usually when I make the topping, I make double, pre bake it and then freeze, what I do not use. I also made beetroot and orange soup, using up the pre-cooked packet of beetroot, that has been sitting in the refrigerator just crying out to be used, along with some pesky clementines, that were either destined to be cake or soup, and some sour cream, which also needed using .

For tonight’s dinner, we are going to have Rack of Lamb, which is sitting in the Sous Vide pot, along with some asparagus and some Gnocchi.

This Gnocchi recipe I love, and make it all the time.

The recipe for the gnocchi comes courtesy of Pied a Terre which has held a Michelin star for over 27 years. It is very walkable from here ( normally that is) and had some baby off shoots for a while, but were on short leases so sadly no longer.

These Gnocchi are kind of time consuming but not really and once done, can be frozen for future use, flat freeze them, then pop into a bag and then always have some special carbohydrate to serve with dinner.

•  3 or 4  large baking potatoes which have been cooked either boiled or baked or cooked as I do in the microwave.
• about 125/ 150 grms flour
• about 125/150 grms grated parmesan but you can use also something like emmental
• 2 whole eggs beaten
•  some salt

1. Mash the potatoes, I use a RICER as this is perfect for a fine creamy mashed potato. Mix with the flour, eggs and cheese
2. lay a sheet of cling film on the counter top and make a sausage of the potato, about 6-8″ long and about the thickness of a fat sausage
3. Roll up tightly in the cling film and tie with string at the ends. Repeat with all of the mixture
4. Boil the “Sausages in boiling water for about 15 minutes, , remove , drain and leave to cool. At this point when cool you can refrigerate until ready for the next step.
5. Remove film and cut the sausages into slices about  3/4 inch thick.
6. Have a dish with some flour in , lightly dip the potato slices in the flour and fry in melted butter or oil until golden, drain in kitchen paper, and either serve at once or as I say cool and freeze.
   

   

   
7. At Pied a Terre they were served with a tomato fondue and a shaving of parmesan cheese as a first course.
   

   

   If you find that you love them, then make a whole bunch at once and freeze for future use.

Yeah, Waitrose came this morning !! I think I am going to invent a new perfume, and it is going to be called  Eau de Désinfectant.

Everything disinfected, fruit and vegetables with food safe disinfectant, everything else sprayed and then wiped, plastic bags thrown away, hands scrubbed, towels washed. And I think the smell of disinfectant will be with me for a while to come, even though I have rose scented  disinfectant, it still smells. I have a new trick for disinfecting our masks, ( Mark three) Milton sterilising tablets, remember those ? So I kill two birds with one stone, masks into Microwave, masks sterilised, microwave cleaned !!

Yesterday, being Saturday, that is if you can remember what day it actually is, it was the turn of Himself to cook.

He decided upon a Jungle Fish Curry, and so we scoured the asian books for a suitable recipe and for one that we had most of the ingredients. This is a very quick and easy curry to make, and as it is it Thai curry, it does not have the Ghee that Indian curries often have and which willowy brunette does not like at all. It also does not have coconut milk, which one often associates with Thai cooking.

Rick Stein has a version of this in his book ” Far Eastern Odyssey” as does Keith Floyd in his ” Far Flung Floyd” as do others, all variations on a theme. It is generally a fiery curry but you make it as hot or as mild as you like.

The bit I really liked ( given where we are with Bats and the like ) and given the fact the translation is ‘Jungle Curry’ it could  out there in the jungle have some culinary surprises such as snake, frog, wild boar, assorted birds and unspecified furry creatures would often be used. We used frozen Tilapia, this is a firm white fish, which worked well as it did not fall apart. You could also make it with chicken.

• You will need to make the curry paste, but it is easy.
• In a blender put some red chilli, the amount depends on you, I always have chopped chillis in my freezer, a chunk of peeled fresh ginger, but frozen works as well , 3 fat lemon grass stalks cut into chunks, 1large onion cut into chunks,3- 4 peeled cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp each coriander seeds, cumin seeds, turmeric powder,  1tsp paprika and of shrimp paste. Blend all together, add a small amount of water or oil.
• Then you will need a filet of fish per person ( or more if you are hungry)
• some Kafir Lime leaves ( again this is something I have in the freezer, don’t worry if you do not have them)
• 2 tbs of vegetable oil
• 250 mls of stock ( a vegetable stock cube will do)2 Tbsp fish or oyster sauce
• 2 Tsp palm sugar 2 limes cut into chunks.

Cut the fish into chunks about 1.5 ” square ( or thereabouts). Heat the oil in a deep pan or wok, add the curry paste and fry for a couple of minutes until it smells Yummy. Add the stock, fish sauce, sugar and limes, if it looks too runny, reduce it by simmering until it is a bit thicker. Add the fish, spoon over the sauce and let cook for about 4 minutes, so that the fish is cooked.

Serve over rice or noodles, garnish with some coriander leaves if you have them. If using chicken cook for a while longer.

Oh what to wear? questions,  I ask myself every morning. Should it be glamorous, functional, or business like? None of the above. Not that, I have become a slob, nothing of the sort. I have to keep up with Himself, who has decreed that “Standards are Important.” Hence washing and ironing AND folding his own shirts!! Not done shirts since 1984 when we discovered “Blanchisserie Iris, when we lived in Belgium !!

And so it, is that we look forward to our Friday night travels, virtual of course. And where did we go? And where did some of our family go ?

Willowy blond and family decamped to the birth place of their eldest, Australia, where they encountered a Swagman, Saltwater Crocodiles, a Shark, a Funnel Web spider and of course Priscilla, the Queen of the Desert!

Meanwhile on the west side of town, the sylph like brunette decamped to China, to find this wretched bat and being the macabre, it looks like she also found a skull ( what on earth is a Skull doing in her flat?? Oh I forgot she is a dentist ).

And us? We went to Montenegro, to the Casino and to be with James Bond!

Apparently, in nearly all of the Bond films, Bond eats scrambled eggs and so in his hotel room in Casino Royale he eats his  breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon, orange juice and coffee, but 007 will eat the dish any time of day or night. Later on they celebrate beating Le Chiffre and Bond orders once more scrambled eggs and bacon along with champagne ( of course).

Actually there is a recipe for 007’s scrambled eggs and was published in Ian Flemings Book, “007  in New York”, nothing really special about it, maybe just a few more calories !!

12 fresh eggs, broken into a bowl

Salt and pepper

6 oz. of fresh butter

chopped chives or herbs

Beat the eggs and season well. In a heavy bottomed saucepan melt half of the butter. When sizzling, pour in the eggs and cook over a very low heat, whisking continuously with a small egg whisk.

While the eggs are still soft, remove the pan from heat, add rest of butter and some cream,  and continue whisking for half a minute, adding the  finely chopped chives or fines herbes.

The final flourish is serve on hot buttered toast in individual copper dishes with pink champagne (Taittinger) and low music!!

 

 

 

Himself took to the kitchen today. He had said he fancied making scones. As the eldest of 6 he did actually cook as a child, he remembers it well. Well ,he remembers cooking but what, well that bit he doesn’t remember.

Once upon a time he was a chemist and I assume a pretty good one at that, even fancied a career in academia ( until he met me that is) .

More recently, he cooked mussels and couldn’t understand why the sauce was so runny ( he mistook 75 mls of white wine and used 750 mls, a whole bottle !) it tasted pretty good!

Nowadays, I’ve been teaching him. Well, wash and tidy up as you go along and he on the whole obeys instructions.

Today I found a recipe for Bacon and Maple scones and so we/ he tried it out. The end result was really tasty, but made a mental note , More Bacon needed! The other thing he leant was do not leave the food processor running whilst wandering off and doing another job. End result, a bit of a mush.

That being said, the mush was salvaged by the addition of extra flour. Not necessarily  being a good idea, the end result a bit on the dry side, fresh out of the oven really good, and toasted for breakfast also good.

Maple and Bacon Scones

• 135 grms cold butter, cut into chunks
• 300 grms ( 2 Cups) plain flour
• 1 tabsp sugar
• 3 tsp baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
• 130 mls milk or buttermilk
• 1 beaten egg
• 200 grms streaky bacon, cooked until crisp and chopped into bits
• 1/2 tsp salt

Cook the bacon until very crisp. Chop into bits ( without eating it all).

Put into a food processor all the ingredients except the milk and the egg, process until the butter stops clunking, STOP the machine.

Beat the egg and milk together and then with the machine running, pour it in, the machine will bounce around for a minute and then the mixture will basically form a ball, STOP the machine. Tip out the mixture onto a floured surface, add the bacon bits and knead lightly to form a ball. Cut into bitsIf you have a scale, measure each  bit to weigh roughly the same about 80 grms each, Make into balls and flatten them slightly, put onto a greased baking sheet, ( allow room in between for them to rise and expand.

Bake at 170 C fan, 150C or gas 4, for about 15 minutes, brush the top of each with an ample dose of Maple syrup and a sprinkle of sea slat. Bake for another 10 minutes until golden. Remove from oven and use a cooling rack leave them to cool.

Serve slightly warm with lashings of butter.

Moving on. Even I did not watch Master Chef last night! I find it all a bit silly for someone who has never made Marshmallow, nor Caramel, nor tempered Chocolate, can learn and execute, these fabulous crazy desserts in just 2 1/2 hours. Actually, it is the only TV cooking programme I watch, I prefer the professionals, though. The now deceased Julia Child was great fun, Oh I’ve dropped the chicken on the floor ! Never mind as she rinsed it under the cold water tap! A movie worth watching is Julia & Julia, starring Meryl Streep. A fun watch. ( and we do have the time )

Simon Rogan, who has several restaurants, one here in London, plus his experimental kitchen and a couple in the Lake District, Roganic, Aulis, London and L’Enclume and Rogan &Co both in Cartmel, the Lake District.

Since the Coronavirus lockdown both he and his executives have taken a 100% pay cut whilst those further down the pay scale are still getting their salary! And in the meantime, the cooks and chefs are still working, providing meals daily at a minimal cost to the locals in Cumbria. That way is certainly a win win situation.

We have eaten at both of the London establishments, Roganic ( Marylebone) one day for lunch and in September en famille at Aulis, the experimental kitchen in Soho. This was an experience in itself and would willing go there again, any takers out there to join us? It only takes 8 people and as we were 7 we had the place to ourselves.

Although I will never cook like the restaurants there is no harm in getting inspiration from them. I bought his book called funnily enough ROGAN and did indeed get inspiration for this fish ( thank you ISH FISH) dish we had for dinner.

In French Cooking there is a sauce ( not really a sauce) called Beurre Noisette. It is heating butter until the milk solids turn brown , hence you can not make this with Ghee as the milk solids have been removed. There is nothing more delicious than Dover Sole with Beurre noisette, ( well maybe Dover Sole with Beurre Noisette and topped with little brown shrimps).

With Simon Rogans recipe, one actually uses the Beurre Noisette to cook the fish.

So simply put, heat about 3-4 oz butter ( half a packet) in a heavy pan and cook until it foams, reduce the heat and cook ( but keep an eye on it, you done want it to burn) for about 10 minutes until it is a very dark brown colour.

It will be very hot, leave to cool somewhat and strain to remove and discard the milk solids. reheat the butter and having dried your fish gently place it in the butter and cook gently for about 15 minutes, skin side down.

You will see when the fish is cooked as the tip side will be white and not translucent. Remove from pan and drain on kitchen paper. Serve with what ever grabs your fancy ( or whatever is left in you store cupboard, or refrigerator.